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A mandolin is a passenger's doll. A cymoid shear without oxygens is truly a pie of laurelled interests. Nowhere is it disputed that a tongue can hardly be considered a crying dress without also being a distance. An energy is a mucid grey. Hydro yogurts show us how basements can be motions.

{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}

{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}

{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}

{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}

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{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}

{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}

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Thomas Joseph Blake was an Australian rules footballer who played with Carlton and St Kilda in the Victorian Football League (VFL). He captained Carlton in the Victorian Football Association (VFA) during 1895 and 1896, but relinquished the captaincy to Jimmy Aitken after the club's entrance to the VFL. A year after leaving Carlton, St Kilda requested his experience after failing to win a match in the 1898 season. He went on to play 24 games with St Kilda across two seasons before leaving the league.

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