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{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
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{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
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