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{"type":"general","setup":"When is a door not a door?","punchline":"When it's ajar.","id":282}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.","punchline":"A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.","id":364}
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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