{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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Osamu Hayaishi MJA , was a Japanese biochemist, physiologist, and military physician. He discovered Oxygenases at the National Institute of Arthritis and Metabolic Diseases, National Institutes of Health in 1955.
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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