{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"fact":"While many parts of Europe and North America consider the black cat a sign of bad luck, in Britain and Australia, black cats are considered lucky.","length":146}
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The First ÅŒkuma Cabinet was the eighth Cabinet of Japan, and was led by Prime Minister ÅŒkuma Shigenobu from June 30 to November 8, 1898.
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