{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
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Miletus chinensis longeana, or Long's brownie, is a small but striking subspecies of butterfly found in India and Myanmar that belongs to the lycaenids or blues family.
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Putative pre-mRNA-splicing factor ATP-dependent RNA helicase DHX32 is an enzyme that in humans is encoded by the DHX32 gene.
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{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a scientist freshen their breath?","punchline":"With experi-mints!","id":135}
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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}