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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?","punchline":"He's all right now.","id":89}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?","punchline":"The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.","id":92}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
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M.U.D. TV is a Business simulation game developed by Realmforge Studios and published by Kalypso Media for Microsoft Windows released on February 23, 2010. The game is centered on running a multi-media broadcasting business. The game is meant as a parody of many modern news stations.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's red and bad for your teeth?","punchline":"A Brick.","id":268}
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